No. 167 - Cabs in Austin & Versailles
973 Words. 4 Minute Read.
As any man knows, there’s a point of no testicular return. It happens upon the submergence of Frick and Frack, when the boys and the central nervous system screech in unison—when a man would just as soon take a Louisville Slugger to the cranium as dip the old coin purse in chilly water.
No. 165 - Golf, Gunsmoke, and Juicy Fruit
342 Words. 2 Minute Read.
A blind man could’ve offered a better reading over the yardage markers, and the pin flags—what was left of them—were as threadbare as an old man’s underwear.
No. 163 - Two Mornings in Texas
335 Words. 1 Minute Read.
There are two mornings in Texas—gloomy or glorious—and the good Lord didn’t see to putting a damn thing in between.