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As I read about Sam Johnson, LBJ’s father, I took a hard stop and wrote, in all caps, AM I THIS MAN? in the middle of the page.

906 Words. 4 Minute Read.

These glasses were created in a cabalistic cave by mystics—in fact, they can bend the spacetime continuum—they allow you to see into the future, but more importantly, they let you feel the future.

821 Words. 3 Minute Read.

Try as I may, these people are… well, let’s just call a spade a spade: they’re lunatics. If it were up to me, they’d have to get a license to procreate.

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100 Words. <1 Minute Read.

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462 Words. 2 Minute Read.